Full name: James Curtis King
Favorite movie: Dead Alive
Favorite band: Operation Ivy
Sexual orientation: lesbian chicks
Favorite people: Joyce, Marie, Chuck
Favorite food: Burger King onion rings
Goals in life: "if I could talk to the animals…"
Favorite color and why: black and blue
Last dream you remember: I was swallowed by an elephant and reborn as a dog
Favorite item of clothing: ¾ sleeve hooded shirt
Brand of cigarettes: Camel filters/ bum Newports off chuck
Zodiac: dog (Chinese)
Vices: smoking, laziness
Personal statement: "Joke ‘em if they can’t take a f*ck!"
James just arrived in town after a much needed vacation out west. He needed to get away. Marie was driving him crazy and he heard "through the grapevine" that she was fooling around. James basically has a carefree attitude due to his sometimes outrageous sense of humor. Unfortunately there are times when he is unable to laugh off life’s crap. In one memorable case, he grabbed his buddy chuck and skipped town. This is his usual reaction to stress. Chuck is the only non-threatening person, perhaps in the world. And as far as cops and chicks, if they can’t find you, they can’t mess with you…right?