FRANCIS...
Full name: Francis Charles Grazier
Occupation: Player
Favorite movie: Street Trash
Favorite band: Megadeath, Iron Maiden
Sexual orientation: so hetero it’ll make you sick
Favorite people: Dave Mustaine, James, Tuesday, Darren
Favorite food: Hardees 99 cent menu
Goals in life: to become a racecar driver
Favorite color and why: purple…keep reading
Last dream you remember: killing children and making lampshades
out of their skin
Favorite item of clothing: purple bikini briefs
Brand of cigarettes: why? You got one?
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Vices: Tuesday and a fat blunt
Personal statement: I need some fresh puss!
The main reason Francis remains a minor character, even though
he’s been around from the start, is that I’m a little afraid of him. He
possesses an immeasurable amount of sexual energy. He’s as shallow as a muddy
puddle. All of his life he’s depended on intimidation and ordinary good looks
to get what he wants. Now that he’s part of the manic panic kids(although he
barely associates with them) he doesn’t receive the same attention that he’s
used to. He only hangs with them because of Tuesday. Aaaah…Tuesday: The most beautiful, the most perfect, most
sexy, sweetest girl in town. She almost makes him forget he’s a player…almost.
