ZAB...
Name: Elizabeth Kristin Kennedy
Occupation: bum
Favorite movie: Eraserhead
Favorite band: Public Enemy
Sexual orientation: as far as I know, straight
Favorite people: Joyce, Chuck, Marie
Favorite food: popcorn
Goals in life: to drink James under the table
Favorite color and why: red, because its sexy
Last dream you remember: I had a dream about one of my high
school teachers...it was weird
Favorite item of clothing: my sexy black undies because I know I
am wearing them and no one does
Brand of cigarettes: Malboro reds
Zodiac: aquarius
Personal statement: URRRRP !
Zab has a boyfriend who hasn’t been to
cool lately, Darren. She is very depressed about it. She let’s her budding
alcoholism take over daily, and you rarely see her with out a quart of cheap
beer in her grasp. She loves Joyce very much and their friendship means the
world to her. The only thing wrong with her living space is the annoyance of
living with that bitch, Vivian. Zab doesn’t have to deal with her much…yet.
