JAMES...
Full
name: James Curtis King
Occupation:
procrastination
Favorite
movie: Dead Alive
Favorite
band: Operation Ivy
Sexual
orientation: lesbian chicks
Favorite
people: Joyce, Marie, Chuck
Favorite
food: Burger King onion rings
Goals
in life: "if I could talk to the animals…"
Favorite
color and why: black and blue
Last
dream you remember: I was swallowed by an elephant and reborn as a dog
Favorite
item of clothing: ¾ sleeve hooded shirt
Brand
of cigarettes: Camel filters/ bum Newports off chuck
Zodiac:
dog (Chinese)
Vices:
smoking, laziness
Personal
statement: "Joke ‘em if they can’t take a f*ck!"
James
just arrived in town after a much needed vacation out west. He needed to get
away. Marie was driving him crazy and he heard "through the grapevine"
that she was fooling around. James basically has a carefree attitude due to his
sometimes outrageous sense of humor. Unfortunately there are times when he is
unable to laugh off life’s crap. In one memorable case, he grabbed his buddy
chuck and skipped town. This is his usual reaction to stress. Chuck is the only
non-threatening person, perhaps in the world. And as far as cops and chicks, if
they can’t find you, they can’t mess with you…right?
